because it’s fun to pick on celebrities ;)

Beyonce made her entrance at Jay-z’s after party, looking gorgeous. Now let’s get to business, her outfit is pretty nice… I would expect more from her just because there’s nothing new and special about it. At the same time, there’s nothing so wrong about it either. I guess I am just tired of this dark punk rock&Roll look….Same to her sandals, seen that done that… Come on girl, you are a billionaire entertainer, entertain us, dazzle us, makes us wish we were you!

Leona Lewis outfit is pretty cute! The dress is very nice, although if it was a tad bit shorter her legs would appear more elongated, always have a skirt fall on the thinest area of your legs. Lace Gloves are very hot, I will pick a pair asap! hair do, Barrett looks great with the side bun. Orange lips and nails are very trendy accent to the old look style.

I like Kristen Stewart. But Girlfriend needs to take it up a notch! Her dress is ok but it could be the most beautiful dress you still need to own it! Her posture is always down, as well as her eyelids! Kristen needs to change this heavy dark hairstyle, and stop smoking it! Emo is so out of style, its like she’s stuck on New moon! Bring Bella Back!


Oh Penelope! Always looking perfect on the red carpet! I can’t get over this beautiful pink lance dress! I’m obsessed with Lace now! Black punk finally takes the backstage in fashion and we are back on the romantic era! The hair and makeup are also soft. The loose strands help balance the formality from the lace gown, bringing it down a notch. The up do would make the look way too uptight. I’m not sure why her eyebrows are not a tone lighter, it would bring her eyes more to life. Marion Cotillard looks is also beautiful and sweet, love the details.


OMG, Love love Gerard Butler! specially if he is hanging out with Rodrigo Santoro! If you dont know who Rodrigo Santoro is, too bad for you because you dont know what you are missing… gerard and rodrigo both started at the movie 300, so cute that they kept in touch. What the hell I am doing here? I should be in RIO!


IT’S awesome that Paris Hilton and Doug showed up at the sambodramo in Rio. Paris made the effort to make her Abada look custom, extra points for that, your abada must always be custom, if you dont know what I am talking about…too bad !Miss Bitchy must say, carnival is not the same as a Parisian cabaret, Paris. Not now, not ever!! the chocker, hair piece, feathers, frills and frocks…. Not working girl, not working. Carnival is about summer, tropical accessories… its lux beach wear, Hop on a train from Paris to Saint Tropez. Do IT! NOW!